July 25, 2008

It’s too Tight and Painful

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Girl: It’s too tight!

Boy: Don’t worry; I’ll do it smoothly,

Girl: Push it in,

Boy: Ah. I can’t!

Girl: It’s very painful,

Boy: ok, leave it.
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We’ll try next WEDDING RING!

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