How a Junior wishes a Name?

Love is a gamble,

Sex is an entertainment,

Boys do the obsession,

Girls get the blame,

1 night in happiness,

9 months of pain,

1 day in hospital, and

A junior wishes a name

Can kids of our age have chance to kids?

School boy and girl of class to asked teacher:
“Can kids of our age have chance to kids?”

Teacher replied: “No Never!!!”

Boy said to girl:
“See I told you not to worry about that!!!”

Teacher replied: ???

It’s too Tight and Painful

Girl: It’s too tight!

Boy: Don’t worry; I’ll do it smoothly,

Girl: Push it in,

Boy: Ah. I can’t!

Girl: It’s very painful,

Boy: ok, leave it.
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We’ll try next WEDDING RING!

No Pant No Ticket!!!

A Bus conductor says...

"Half pant-Half Ticket, Full pant-Full Ticket."

Suddenly Sardarji, removed his pant and says!

"NO PANT NO TICKET"

What is WIFE?

Husband asks, Do you know meaning of "WIFE."

It means "Without Information Fighting Every Time!"

Wife says No, it means, "With Idiot for Ever!"

Thinking about Girls

Teacher: Your son is Very Good! but spends Too much time thinking about Girls.

Mother: If you find a solution, please advise! His Father has Same Problem!

Why a Girl goes to Professor Cabin?

A beautiful girl goes to Professor Cabin,

And say that i will do anything to pass in the exams,

And professor says,

NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study well!!!

How is it!

What’s an Average 6 inch Long?

Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?

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Answer: A 1000 Indian Rupee currency note!

Always think positive.

Interesting Lines on a Girl’s T-shirt

A interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !

My Face is above.;-)

A Junior Wishes a Name

Love is a gamble,

Sex is an entertainment,

Boys do the obsession,

Girls get the blame,

1 night in happiness,

9 months of pain,

1 day in hospital, and

A junior wishes a name

Can Kids of our age have Chance to get Kids?

School boy and girl of class to asked teacher:
“Can kids of our age have chance to kids?”

Teacher replied: “No Never!!!”

Boy said to girl:
“See I told you not to worry about that!!!!”

It’s too Tight and Painful!!!

Girl: It’s too tight!

Boy: Don’t worry; I’ll do it smoothly,

Girl: Push it in,

Boy: Ah. I can’t!

Girl: It’s very painful,

Boy: ok, leave it.

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Let we’ll try next WEDDING RING!

Why do Couples?

Why do couples hold hands during their Wedding day?

It is just a formality!

like two Boxers shaking the hands before the fight begin!!!