Most Dirty Joke

The most dirty joke is...

A white horse fell in the mud.

No Pant No Ticket!!!

A Bus conductor says...

"Half pant-Half Ticket, Full pant-Full Ticket."

Suddenly Sardarji, removed his pant and says!

"NO PANT NO TICKET"

What is WIFE?

Husband asks, Do you know meaning of "WIFE."

It means "Without Information Fighting Every Time!"

Wife says No, it means, "With Idiot for Ever!"

Nothing I See!

Teacher: Draw a Diagram of bacteria

Student: Here it is sir!

Teacher: Where is it? Nothing I See!

Student: Can you See the bacteria without Microscope.

Teacher: :-)

Just for Kissing and Biting

Can we do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood!!!

Just a little bit of kissing and biting!

reply me soon!

yours lovingly
"MOSQUITO"

What’s an Average 6 inch Long?

Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?

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Answer: A 1000 Indian Rupee currency note!

Always think positive.

Interesting Lines on a Girl’s T-shirt

A interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !

My Face is above.;-)

Come along with me!

When you feel lonely and alone,

And cannot see any one around you,

The world seems to be fading away,

Come along with me,

I'll take you to an eye specialist!

Always been a Headache

Mon to Sun, From Jan to Dec, from birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!

Earth made for Selfish

A baby fish asked her mother!

Why can't we live on earth?

Mother Fish said, Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for SELFISH.