What is WIFE?

Husband asks, Do you know meaning of "WIFE."

It means "Without Information Fighting Every Time!"

Wife says No, it means, "With Idiot for Ever!"

How my heart started to singing a sweet song?

I saw you on the road today.

You were looking so fine,

Your face so divine,

You’re walking so perfect.

My heart started to singing a sweet song.

Who Let the Dog Out!

What brings Mother and Wife?

What's the difference between Mother and Wife?

One woman brings into the world crying and the other ensures,

You continue to do so.

When I Love my Life

I Love my Eyes when you look into them!

I Love my Name when you say it!

I Love my Heart when you love it!

I Love my Life when you are in it!!!

When I love my life!!!

I love my Eyes when you looks into them;

I love my Name when you says it;

I love my Heart when you loves it;

I love my Life when you are in it.

First line to write in Exams

All the answers written below:

Are imaginary and work of my creative mind.

Any resemblance to text book is unintentional and purely accidental

You will Succeed in Life

Pretend that every single person you meet!!!

Has a sign around his or her neck that says,

Make Me Feel Important.

Not only will you succeed in sales,

you will succeed in life.

Its Easier to Eat Crow

When you realize you have made a mistake,

make amends immediately.

Its Easier to Eat Crow while its still warm.

I have No Heart and you have Two

I have a Heart and that is true,

But now it has gone from me to you,

So care for it just like I do,

Because, I have No Heart and you have Two.